Bedtime Routine

Mom and Dad have started trying to get me accustomed to a bedtime routine. In theory I get a bath, then I eat, then they read me a book and then I go to sleep. It sounds good, right?

Unfortunately for them, once I lock these steel gray eyes on them, they are powerless to me. They may want to put me to bed, but half an hour later, they are still standing there just staring like putty in my hands.