Milk Coma

After a long day of shopping at Target (Mom loves those dollar bins) I had built up quite an appetite. Have you ever eaten so much that you pass out right there at the table? I do it eight to ten times a day.

I managed to remove my shoes and one of my socks (exposing the patented DiPentima "regulator foot"), so Dad says I was technically asleep, not passed out. I have no idea what he is talking about.