Fa-Man

Do you like my new "Fa-Man" hat? Mom said chicks would dig it. What do you think, ladies, wouldn't you rather date a hero and a zero?

"Nothing Runs Like a [Tucker]"

Yup boys, here I am on the brand new EZTrak Zero-Turn riding mower courtesy of the good people at the Montgomery County Fair. Once I clear this bumper-to-bumper traffic, I'm 'onna ride over and see what's going on at the lemonade stand.

Cookie Monster

I know the marketing execs at Kraft can't decide if the Oreo should be "America's Favorite Cookie" or "Milk's Favorite Cookie," but it is definitely "Tucker's Favorite Cookie." I would also like to point out that I was way ahead of the Manning brothers or Williams sisters on this one.

Pink Sand Beaches

I don't want to burst anyone's bubble, but none of this sand is particularly "pink." It doesn't make it any less fun, mind you, just a bit cheekey, don't you think?

Hoooooooonnnnnnnk

Here I am joining the boat as we sound one long horn upon entering the channel into St. George.

Boat Drinks (on the way to Bermuda)

"Twenty degrees and the hockey games on. Nobody cares; they are way too far gone, screamin' "Boat drinks," somethin' to keep them all warm."