Smilin' with Daday

Here I am with Daday on our last morning at the beach. I have to wonder - how come I wore 50spf and a hat all week and sat in the shade, but still have the better tan?

Bookends

Everyone thought it would be cute to dress Jack and I up like twins again (I'm the one on the left). Little did they know that our shiny new sweatshirts would reveal how filthy our beach chairs have gotten.

The Boardwalk

Who would have thought that in a sea of funnel cakes, henna tattoos, kitschy T-shirts, beer bongs and people showing way too much flesh, my cousin Jack and I would cause such a stir. I'll admit, maybe our fancy double-decker stroller had something to do with it, but I need to believe it was at least in part because we make such a striking pair. Watch out ladies - we'll be drinking at the Greene Turtle on our fake IDs by next summer.

Hot Air Balloon Ride

Ordinarily I am a pretty easy going guy, but what the Hell are we doing? Do you people even know what this ride does? When was it last inspected? Why does the attendant smell like cabbage?

Blue Angel

I know Duke is the Blue Devils, but look at that face!

Siesta

You know, I think Spain has it right. After being up all night, I enjoy a big mid-day meal followed by a nap on Poopsie's lap.

Let Them Eat Mush

Let me get this straight - I get to eat lukewarm Gerber oatmeal and formula paste while you all eat Dunkin Donuts?